While creating the website I got interested in the logs for my blog, so I decided to take a look. It took me some time, and in the process I made some nice tools that would help me in the future. Some interesting facts, in the last four months I had ~38,000 page views.

Here are some of the interesting search terms that sent people to me, in the tradition of Eric Lippert, I added capitalizations, but nothing more. There were a bunch more that I couldn't print here, inclduing some that were very suprising. And I've seen the dark side of too many prisons to be easily surprised.

Rotten body parts:
Move along, please. I worked at a butcher once, didn't like it very much then, and I'm certain that I wouldn't like whatever it was this search was for.

Pictures of invisible braids:

This a truly philosophical question. It has been asked before, of course, but according to Return To The Future, such a thing would destroy the universe, so I would refrain from answering.

Hebrew curses+russian:
I know quite a few, but I tend to curse in russian, that way I don't feel so bad about it :-) It's a wonderful language for curses, they roll of the tongue with a most satisfiying omnious sound.

Norton takes too long startup:
Get rid of it, I did, and my life has been better :-)

Baby sheering coats:
Aren't there lows against baby-labor? Shearing is hard work. I suggest letting the baby grow a few years?

The story of how a monkey and a wolf were put tighter to make a money wolf:
Hm, that is an interesting, and profitable, cross-breeding. Perhaps I should switch proffessions?

Racing frogs cheats [and many other variations]:
Well, there is that trick with the ginger, but seriously, racing frogs? What happened to the worlds, next we would be herding cats.

Redder statues ghosts:
Nope, all the ghosts I know are white or blue. :-)

Males height can grow taller through swimming:
The funny facts you find out when you read the logs, imagine that.

Who could ignore a baby?
Certainly not me, I adore them.

Funny typing mistakes:
Hi! I don't make that many to get listed for that search. Do I?

Someone to help fixing a sentence:
You got to the wrong place, dude. I can help mangle them, though.

The complete idiots guide to spelling:
Do you think google is trying to tell me something.

Amature wives:
I would be quite worried of the proffesional ones, they tend to outlive you :-)

Having fun with command promt:
I certainly don't [look at the comments], beta place hates me.

WARNING:
Thanks for the info, consider me warned.

Nasty rhino logo:
I object, it's a nice rhino!

Free C# TreeListView:
Last time I checked, there weren't any good ones.

Hbm Xml Hui Editor:
I'm working on that, honest!

TortoiseSVN actively refuse:
Then send it to the principal's office.

Prison logo:
A pair of handcuffs and a some bars, pretty easy to draw.

Books on prison life:
Ugly, boring and very unpleasant. Nothing to write home about. If you are searching in case you get in, I have one suggestion. Don't!

Resume with Java:
Sorry, my resume contains only C# & C++.